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Long live corruption! long live corruption!
Anupma , meerut: Jun 10 2008
Made Popular Jun 11 2008
India :

Corruption have reached everywhere. Bribes are no more a bad word for all of us.It’s customary now.
Have a look Corrution ke Side Effects.

Do you all know that

1. It requires royal blood to refrain from being bribedLong live corruption! long live corruption!
2. When you are bribed you lose your control and authority.
3. The corruption in India will degenerate it into a whorehouse
for the next generation where our lovely kids are destined to live
4. We can never become a super powerLong live corruption! long live corruption!
5. All those speech about the integrity of our nation are futile
6. The atom bombs and other arsenals which are stationed to protect our country may not serve their purpose taking our corrupt nation into consideration.
7. We remain perpetually in poverty and corruption if we permit these bribe takers to stage their performance.
8. We should remain silent spectators of all these corruption if
we sell our franchise to rowdies otherwise called politicians

LONG LIVE CORRUPTION ! LONG LIVE CORRUPTION !Long live corruption! long live corruption!

Because,

1. I can murder somebody and bribe a police officer to ‘pardon’ me
2. I can eliminate my enemy by arranging a police officer to encounter him!
3. I can change any land records and documents in possession with the governmentLong live corruption! long live corruption!
4. I can file my income tax returns with pre dated seals
5. I can arrange a whore for a person in judiciary and get my institution a’MINORITY STATUS’
6. I can get a driving license without ever visiting the RTO office
7. I can ensure that my Load truck passes the CTO checkpost with goods of any value without bill
8. I can register anybody’s property in my name, the Sub - registrar is available for a rate like a whore!
9. I can purchase a property at the upset value from a banker

10. I can consume electricity and burn the meter (as suggested by
a person in electricity board!)
11. I need not lay roads to get the contract amount from the
government or local bodies for laying roads.
12. I can run real estate business with Government Lands.Long live corruption! long live corruption!

Hey stop..... Do you think I can list all advantages that accrues
from corruption and bribing ? Impossible!!

Think, Think, Think, Your generation should live in this India!

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2 Stars
Perhaps, Anupma is right to say long live corruption.. since we have drastically failed to wipe out corruption at all levels, even in the sensitive matters pertaining national interests.
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Harshpaul
shimla, India
While you wrote this satirical piece on corruption, you may also have thought about the ’inaction’ and inactivity of the government agencies. Just to say, your point number 5 in sub-heading ”LONG LIVE CORRUPTION ! LONG LIVE CORRUPTION !” amounts to contempt of court, according to law.

Make sure you don’t become a demon yourself while fighting demons.
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Mandira S
Hyderabad, India
Well said! Corruption is not only prevalent amongst rich who are greedy in spite of possessing enough but also prevalent amongst poor.You can imagine the future of the Indian society in such conditions. There will be frustration, chaos, unrest and even bloodshed all over.
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Kushal Arora
Mumbai, India
I think along with those many points on hoe corruption is destined to live long, you also should have pointed out some things which normal people can follow and can help to bring a change to the future whorehouse, as you have termed. I mean, its very very easy to write on why corruption rocks today, but then if we all just complain, then it will never make a difference, its just gonna make the corrupt people laugh at how wimps like normal nice people keep crying instead of facing and trying to better change.
something like we all have a government, then why dont we use it more often ? we have the right to know things due to RTI, then why is it more people dont use it and only few use it ? Why is it that inspite of sending children to schools and colleges and teaching them that dowry is bad, then why do parents still engage in that ? when a person buys a property, why do they prefer more black money than white, so that they give the government less tax. These small things accumulate into a big thing called national corruption, and seriously just criticizing it makes no sense at all. We should get our socks up and try to pin point, remove and whistle out every corrupt officer/minister/ official we can. Media is there to help us, and thats what it had been doing. The day when the general public is NOT scared to tell out in loud that ” dude, thats wrong ! ” India would be on the road to being a global superpower, and if not that then a serene, beautiful and progressive place to live and grow in.

Due respect to the writer, i mean no offence.
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Anupma
meerut, India
Dear Bhagawan, Harsh, Mandira & Our dearest Kushal,

A standing accolade for you! Hats off to you!

let me share a secret with you.

You know why India is moving forward at a speed that makes even Mr Bush, President of America, scared?

The simple truth is that the vast majority of Indians are like you, honest.

Yes, a vast majority of Indians are still honest. Alas! They are NOT corrupt!

Even today. That is the ’silent majority’.

But sometimes I am left wondering whether I am living in a fool’s paradise. I am specially scared of the youngsters. Without their own personal experiences, they do have a hard time believing in your life story.

All that they hear is ’corruption is every where’. If they see a movie they have to see ’Jannat’ - were the hero has no conscience when he goes about corrupting the cricketers. And ’Jannat’ is a super hit. I am told. So what is in fashion is ’Jannat’ not ’Jagate Raho’. Maybe if ’Jagate Raho’ were to have its first release today, it will be a super flop!

You know why? Because people like you are now scared to tell their life stories. That they have been honest in the past, that they are honest in the present and they have no plans to be dishonest in the future. That they have never felt that they were fools doing all this.

Yes, the problem with all this discussion on ’corruption is every where’ is that good people like you, if they tell their story are labelled - hypocrites . They have to face remarks like: ”Bahut fakheta hai, fraud hai”.

It is unfortunate, but necessary to tell your honest story, NOT futile!

’Jannat’ is only possible if people like you continue to shout ’Jagate Raho’!

Yes! even today.

So my dear, take heart, forget this hulla gulla of ’everybody is corrupt’. The only way for ’Hulla Bol!’ on corruption is to be honest, say that you are honest, believe that the vast majority is honest.

at this juncture , what can be done by a common person. He cant stop the corruption, the best national service is to take an oath not to be part of that corruption cycle. You have to take a decision......thats all.

We have got the freedom . How many of people have really fought for It.? it could only be 15 % to 205, but we got freedom.

Decide ...................yeh sab nahi chalega.
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Bijoy
tinsukia, India
@Harsh .... I think u r correct to say that we should be the demon to kill the demons, or else how would the world find the difference between a demon n a human being? Also, I do have a query..... R u sure this is a contempt of court? If it is, under which law? Crpc, IPC, or???
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Brajesh
Banglore, India
List won’t stop here and space is too short here to fit in all the qualities that the shining india possess. Behind the stage India is not the one that it seems from outside and corruption is so widespread that it’s difficult to get india clean. We have only one option, as I understand, do not involve yourself in any such activity and the rest will follow. But this one even is not more than daydreaming and to wait for something that will never happen.
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